anxietymudkip:

tripleaart:

protienshakesfalconeggsandrocks:

garmuths:

misandryevans:

ok yeah but slytherin muggleborns buying a shitload of those really cheap ballpoint pens beore every term and selling them to pureblood/halfblood students for like 10 sickles a pen and all these kids are just mystified by the fact that they dont have to constantly dip quills when they write essays

slytherin muggleborns

Those fuckers exist and you know it

Hmm…

Well there were mudbloods in slytherin. Example 1, Snape. Example 2, Voldemort. The end.

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ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

And…That’s it! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Yes, this is  the greatest headline of 2014—possibly of all time!

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

And…That’s it! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Yes, this is  the greatest headline of 2014—possibly of all time!

(Source: ironyofchokingonjacksdick)

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protienshakesfalconeggsandrocks:

garmuths:

misandryevans:

ok yeah but slytherin muggleborns buying a shitload of those really cheap ballpoint pens beore every term and selling them to pureblood/halfblood students for like 10 sickles a pen and all these kids are just mystified by the fact that they dont have to constantly dip quills when they write essays

slytherin muggleborns

Those fuckers exist and you know it

Hmm…

(Source: montparnah)

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The writer is either a practicing recluse or a delinquent, guilt-ridden one— or both. Usually both.
Susan Sontag (via maxkirin)

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mechanicalriddle:

im mostly just a fun ruiner who ruins fun things by not wanting to do them

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bri-ecrit:

xsunflowerfortunato replied to your post: xsunflowerfortunato replied to your po…

Honestly, my friends would be truly confused and horrified, because no one outside fandom realizes that Elsanna even exists. Which brings it full circle. Fandom stays in fandom. It’s unfathomable that anyone would even consider this with kids around.

Truth.

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Send me your favorite Disney movie?

  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: Am I a tidy person?
  • Pinnocchio: The biggest lie I've ever told
  • Fantasia: Favorite instrumental track
  • Dumbo: My relationship with my parents
  • Bambi: Have I ever lost someone close to me
  • Saludos Amigos: 3 places I want to visit
  • The Three Caballeros: 3 gifts I'd love to get
  • Make Mine Music: Do I play any musical instruments?
  • Fun and Fancy Free: Am I a wandering spirit or more stay-at-home person?
  • Melody Time: An artist I'd like to see live
  • The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad: Do I believe in ghosts
  • Cinderella: Have I ever been to a formal dance (prom, homecoming etc.)
  • Alice in Wonderland: My weirdest dream
  • Peter Pan: A strong childhood memory
  • Lady and the Tramp: Have I ever misjudged someone? (Be honest!)
  • Sleeping Beauty: My favorite sleeping position (on the back, stomach, side...)
  • One Hundred an One Dalmatian: Have I ever owned a pet
  • The Sword in the Stone: One time you did something you thought you're not capable of
  • The Jungle Book: Have I ever gone camping
  • The Aristocats: My relationship with my siblings if I have any and if not, would I want siblings?
  • Robin Hood: If I had 1 million dollars, will I choose to donate the money or keep it to myself?
  • The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh: favourite food
  • The Rescuers: Do/Did I volunteer?
  • The Fox and The Hound: A strong memory of me and my best friend
  • The Black Cauldron: My greatest nightmare
  • The Great Mouse Detective: One thing I'd like to do in London if I ever get to visit
  • Oliver & Company: One thing I'd like to do in New York if I ever get to visit
  • The Little Mermaid: Have I ever done something my parents told me not to do?
  • The Rescuers Down Under: Have I ever helped someone in need?
  • Beauty and The Beast: My favourite books
  • Aladdin: Have I ever stolen anything?
  • The Lion King: If I were the king/queen, what would would I do first?
  • A Goofy Movie: Have I ever met a celebrity?
  • Pocahontas: Where is my family originally from?
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Do I like carnivals?
  • Hercules: If I were a child of a god, which god would it be?
  • Mulan: Bravest act I've ever done?
  • Tarzan: How many languages I can speak?
  • Fantasia 2000: Do I listen to classic music?
  • Dinosaur: Favourite historical period?
  • The Emperor's New Groove: If I were an animal, what animal would I be?
  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire: If I could visit any legendary place, where would I want to go?
  • Lilo & Stitch: Can I surf?
  • Treasure Planet: If I could go on an adventure with only one person from tumblr, who would I take with me?
  • Brother Bear: A mistake I made
  • Home on the Range: Have I ever been to a farm?
  • Chicken Little: Am I a coward?
  • Meet The Robinsons: Would I prefer traveling to the past or the future?
  • Bolt: Can I act?
  • The Princess and the Frog: Favourite fairytale
  • Tangled: Am I good in arts?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Favourite game
  • Frozen: Favourite Disney song

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Disney Asks:

  • Aurora: Story of your first kiss
  • Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
  • Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
  • Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
  • Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
  • Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
  • Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
  • Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
  • Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
  • Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
  • Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
  • Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
  • Boo: A childhood hero.
  • Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
  • Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
  • Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
  • Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
  • Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
  • Nemo: Your bravest moment.
  • Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
  • Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
  • Alice: Done drugs?
  • Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.

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