Anonymous asked: "Have you ever," number 49.

Had a pregnancy test? No. Haven’t been in a situation where one was required.

"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT.

  • Okay people, this is your chance.
  • 1. had sex?
  • 2. bought condoms?
  • 3. gotten pregnant?
  • 4. failed a class?
  • 5. kissed a boy?
  • 6. kissed a girl?
  • 7. had a job?
  • 8. left the house without my wallet?
  • 9. bullied someone on the internet?
  • 10. sexted?
  • 11. had sex in public?
  • 12. smoked weed?
  • 13. smoked cigarettes?
  • 14. smoked a cigar?
  • 15. drank alcohol?
  • 16. been to a wedding?
  • 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
  • 19. been late for school?
  • 20. kissed in the rain?
  • 21. showered with someone else?
  • 22. been outside my home country?
  • 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
  • 24. had lice?
  • 25. gotten my heart broken?
  • 26. had a credit card?
  • 27. been to a professional sports game?
  • 28. broken a bone?
  • 29. been unhappy about my weight?
  • 30. won a trophy?
  • 31. cut myself?
  • 32. been on a diet?
  • 33. rode in a taxi?
  • 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
  • 35. been to a concert?
  • 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 37. had braces?
  • 38. wore make up?
  • 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
  • 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
  • 41. Snuck out of the house?
  • 42. had oral sex?
  • 43. dyed my hair?
  • 44. met someone famous?
  • 45. been on vacation?
  • 46. been on a boat?
  • 47. been on an airplane?
  • 48. prank called someone?
  • 49. taken a pregnancy test?
  • 50. been suspended from school?

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themetaisawesome:

forgoodnessdrakes:

DC are going through a mid-life crisis, it’s like they’re trying to show their ‘hip’ and ‘cool’ and ‘down with the kids’. And in reality it’s like your Dad at an embarrassing meeting with your friends. 

The main difference being that most of our dads are not obsessed with gore, death, misogyny, racism, homophobia, wiping away history, and cynicism

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spicyshimmy:

you’re only a true star trek fan if you like star trek in any capacity, or if you’re a ventilation unit on a star trek set. sorry i dont make the rules

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dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

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tastefullyoffensive:

A Statistical Analysis of Bob Ross’ Paintings [fivethirtyeight/via]

tastefullyoffensive:

A Statistical Analysis of Bob Ross’ Paintings [fivethirtyeight/via]

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phantomae:

netherworldnative:

A close up view of a vinyl record.

GET OUT

phantomae:

netherworldnative:

A close up view of a vinyl record.

GET OUT

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ask-dr-knockout:

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saltandburnthewolves:

alice-hopper:

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brony-55:



EVERYONE!!!

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!



EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS

JOHN GREEN

If I have not seen you yet, You can most assuredly bet, that I would love to meet you, don’t ever forget!

Can I just say the names of…14-20 people?

A few friends (you know who you are), a few webcartoonists, a few fellow-fans.

aska-nazi-andherdad:

ask-dr-knockout:

a-broken-clockwork-heart:

cas-wants-the-dean:

saltandburnthewolves:

alice-hopper:

ask-the-guard-fireblastrp:

brony-55:

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EVERYONE!!!

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!

EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS

JOHN GREEN

If I have not seen you yet, You can most assuredly bet, that I would love to meet you, don’t ever forget!

Can I just say the names of…14-20 people?

A few friends (you know who you are), a few webcartoonists, a few fellow-fans.

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