smaug-king-under-the-mountain:

alwaystakeatoweltoaparty:

qtmaster:

soundlyawake:

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

luna-del-ravenclaw:

FUCK 

HER

RIGHT

IN

THE

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

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For all my longer works I write chapter outlines so I can have the pleasure of departing from them later on.
Garth Nix (via maxkirin)

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obamasnovv:

i’m all about that bass. i love fishing

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bigbardafree:

people who lose their shit about pluto are almost always the same people who are like ONLY 90’S KIDS REMEMBER THE 90’S and like thats why i side eye anyone who loses their shit about pluto

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magneito:

"feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"

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bigbardafree:

people who lose their shit about pluto are almost always the same people who are like ONLY 90’S KIDS REMEMBER THE 90’S and like thats why i side eye anyone who loses their shit about pluto

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facts-i-just-made-up:

alarminglynamed-wolfman:

Explain this

People think it’s like grades, sleep, or social life. But it’s really like Victorian hippo dance. I think the post is pretty clear about that.

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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spookanicalriddle:

theaspiefox:

spookanicalriddle:

who actually gives a fuck about pluto

EVERYONE.

i never really understood why it was a matter of personal pride for my generation

That makes two of us. I remember being a bit put out and holding a slight grudge when the news broke (I was more angry that they didn’t name Sedena “Rupert”, because my priorities are forever and eternally backwards) but I got over it. (Need to find that Neil DeGrasse Tyson talk where he explained the rationale for reclassifying Pluto…)

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