animeisreal:

20 years and he hasn’t lost that shit eating grin

animeisreal:

20 years and he hasn’t lost that shit eating grin

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

  • A compliment
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me

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officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

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I’ve discovered that any state of existence is more pleasant if you’re doing it aggressively. It started with aggressively ignoring some right-wing asshole on deviantArt, but I’ve branched out into other states. Aggressive encouragement! Aggressive enjoyment! Aggressive distate! So many different flavors!

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I’ve been either moving or on vacation for most of August and it’s likely I’ve missed a few things, but what the hell is up with this sudden need for jalapeno peppers on everything?

jasonmartian:

We’ve been given the green light to share our new Animated Intro over at RiffTrax!

20 points to Gryffindor if you can spot my name! …It flies by quick so pay attention!

Huge thanks to Harry Partridge & Jonathan Coulton for putting it together!

The full high resolution animation is available at www.rifftrax.com

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uuddlrlrba-start:

supernyatural:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter


HUNGRY for DONG

I love how the penis is stuck one rhymes

it’s like autocorrect slam poetry

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski)

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